Monday, May 4, 2009

Harper's Island Ep. 4

This week’s Harper’s Island was a slight disappointment: the victim (a groomsman that I had forgotten was there until the episode began) accidentally shot himself when he dropped his gun after being startled by another groomsman. But the story itself is moving along nicely besides that. The creepy doom you’re all gonna die character has been introduced in the form of two characters a psychic and the bride’s extremely creepy 8 year old niece.
Hunter’s body has been found along with Uncle Marty’s money. Abby may be falling for her super cute island native ex-boyfriend again which I am totally okay with but the more involved he becomes the more likely that his death will be very, very painful. I mean a bridesmaid with a name I can’t recall was burned alive in front of her purse dog.
No one seems to notice that people are going missing yet. The bride and groom are kind starting to become morons. The wedding party and guests are not the most likable people in the world, while I fear for the native islanders. It’s sad. But it still has all of the wonderful bloody goodness of slasher flicks that I love plus I really want to know which person seems to really not want this wedding to take place.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hensenville Chapter 1.12

The room wasn’t locked. Everyone told her the locked room was Kevin’s private study. So far she had yet to find a locked door in the whole mansion. She pushed open the door and took a peek inside. “Hmm…” she looked around outside the room before sneaking inside and quietly closing the door behind her.
This has got to be the forbidden office. Every other room had Mrs. du Blanc’s personal touch. She walked around the office scanning the books on the shelves. Most of them looked as if they’d never been opened, let alone read. As she made her way Kevin’s desk she saw that the safe was open. “Man for a forbidden office he sure doesn’t know how to lock up his stuff.”
She went to the safe but stopped when the paperwork on his desk caught her eye. She sat in the chair as the word infidelity caught her eye. “Well…this looks interesting.” she leaned back in the chair to read, then immediately snapped back up when she heard the door open.
“What are you doing in here?!” Kevin said startled.
“Um, the door was unlocked…”she stammered quickly replacing the paperwork she had been reading. “I didn’t realize-”
“It’s okay.” Kevin closed the door with an audible click. “I’m sure we can think of a way for you to make it up to me.”
“Um, like what?” Nikita was scared and intrigued at the same time.
“Like this.” Kevin took a few long strides to Nikita wrapped an arm behind her waist and kissed her.
She broke the kiss, “Mr. du Blanc, you’re married! I work for your wife.”
“I know.” Kevin said, “But do I care/”
He kissed her deeply again. “Do you?”
“Oh what the hell?” Nikita kissed him back, and pushed the papers off of his desk.